i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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