But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook