what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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