Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
