You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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