in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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