Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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