brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts