How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Randomize