It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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