I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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