:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think your dad took our porno
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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