Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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