Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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