My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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