Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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