Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We don't watch enough power rangers
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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