Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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