Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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