He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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