mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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