Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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