i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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