she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.