I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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