maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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