CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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