I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Say something about gay babies.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Randomize