i'm lost and i look like a hooker
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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