quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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