Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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