Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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