This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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