Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Even my vagina gasped.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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