I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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