when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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