god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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