Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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