well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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