Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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