I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Text me some of your sweat
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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