i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I would ride that face into the sunset
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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