But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
