I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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