Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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