He is an equal opportunity slut.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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