My room smells like vodka and shame
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home