Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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