coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive