I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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